Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you still can't hold your breath forever, and you end up killing yourself.

I wish I decided the fate of who dies, and who lives other then myself.

Granted but with so much power you go insane and commit suicide

I wish for a refill on my Dr Pepper

Wish granted, I refill your Dr. Pepper, only to drink it myself, because Dr. Pepper is the best Soda out there. >.>

I wish I were a simple-minded weasel, who lived life happily ever after.

Granted, but you get eaten by my dog

I wish for people with Rinnengan to be slaughtered >.>

Granted...well I can't think up a fault with that wish...

I wish for a Dr. Peppers for all of the Forum!

Granted but its mtn dew

I wish for something edible that i dont have to eat unless its good

Granted but as you sit down to eat your teeth and tongue fall out of your head.

I wish for the next book in the Children of the lamp series...started it when I was in fourth grade and never finished the series kind of want to now.

Granted but i get a copy to because i remember that and i never could find anymore of them and that seris was good

I wish for magic powers

Granted but they are to great for you to control and you spontaneously combust.

I wish for a goodnight's sleep

Granted but only for 3 seconds then you catch fire

I wish i wasnt so sore from my work out last night

Granted, but your work out was rendered null as you're soreness is relieved by eating 50 Jelly Filled Double Chocolate Donuts, in a row.

I wish i had a free copy of CoD: Black Ops.

Wish granted, but the free copy you get, is truly a fake, and there's nothing in the disk.

I wish video games never existed.

Granted but you sucked into an alternate dimension controlled by giant Video Game Monsters that eat you! Although they never existed in our reality they existed in the other but not as games of enjoyment but creatures of great power and hunger; they also opress Human Kind and Rape our Women and eats our Monkeys! Look what you have done! T-T

I wish for a female test subject to carry an Experiment in her womb for 9 months with nothing happening to said experiment nor to the mother or the father which would be me in this case and that experiment would a success and the infant was born healthy with all the abilities meant to be given to him and the power to take over the world! Bwahahhahahhhaha!

P.S. I want some gram crackers too while your at it.

Wish granted but by the time the babys born Iv allready taken it over XP!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish i was a wolf

Granted but you are allergic to silver and die from being injected with my syringe.

I want for an evil partnership!

granted but you die in the first week,


I wish wish for an evil partner that doesn't die in the first week

Granted but you die instead.

I wish for tea and crumpets!

Granted but they are O3O no good

i Wish for a Wolf named Care XD

Granted but she eats you.

I wish for many children. MY CHILDREN! AND THE BEST NOT BE FUGLY!@-@

Granted, but as beautiful as they are, they don't live up to your expectations and you use them for some crazy ass experiments.

I wish for a bad of twizzlers.

I hope you mean bag and granted but they suck balls.

I wish that you will become the mother for Los Lobos!

Granted, but by "you", you meant yourself and you undergo a magical transformation turning you into a pregnant woman who is carrying the wolves inside of you.

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted but its one of my werewolf puppies and it eats your face off off.

I wish for my 72 virgins

Granted, but they are Virgin men, and you cannot rid of them.

I wish that none of you could wish anything, unless I command you all to do so. >.>

Granted, but in the ensuing "Non-Wish" Era you instilled on your people, they beat the living Wish out of you until your blood, irradiated the air with the wishes, freeing them to the people once more.

I wish I had a frisbee that could glow in the dark.