Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you fail in it ... horribly.
I wish I could get down as well as Miki >.>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmdTa-DGwI

Granted but no one dances much anymore... so your lack of an outlet of your skills, cause you to throw yourself over a cliff out of boredom.

I wish I could Meet Isaac Newton.

Granted but only as he is today O.O DEAD!
I wish for less spiders in the world

Granted, but the Spiders remaining devour your soul.

I wish I was the Grand Master of all Lynx's in the World.

Granted but they dont exists so you control nothing

I wish for the next wish someone wishes for

Granted but the NPC before me wished for death, and you died as a result.

I wish for supreme immunity to all forces.

Granted, but the forces mutate into something that cannot be stop and you explode destroying Kansas in the process


I wish everytime something explodes someone yells "SPLOSION!"

Wish Granted, but the wish was inverted and since you yelled the Callsign, Your ass exploded.

granted but that blank space kills you in someway

I wish this topic was 10x larger

Granted but it is all hidden from view

I wish I could use my bloody head shot Sig on this site

Granted but only no one could see it

I wish for no pukeing for me ever again

Granted but instead you get insanely bad nightmares involving Freddy Kruger
I wish for something to wish for... that is a wish.

Granted, but that something you wish for is you being run over by a 16 wheeler
I wish for the death of anyone who corrupts this wish

Granted

i wish for the person that posts next to unwish that wish

Granted, but it the effect of that wish happens to the person who wished it. AKA Me

I wish that wish never happened

Granted, but you re-wish that again and you just happen to be the next person.
I wish I could spar right nao ;-;

granted but you lose

I wish all previus wishes where unwished

Granted but by doing so you destroy the space/time continuum.
I wish to die happy after a nice long life

Granted, but you end up being tortured in the afterlife by Naruto saying "BELIEVE IT!" every waking second >.>
I wish I had a Gaara of dah funk plushie...

Granted, but it's a cheap knockoff and breaks several seconds later.

I wish for a wish so I can wish for several more wishes then wish I never wished for this wish to be wished for

Granted, but in the ensuing deletion of the initial wish, the wishes that came after evaporated into teh wind.

I wish that everyone would beware The Doc.

Granted.. But everyone doesn't include me somehow

I wish for everyone to have a cute chibi version of an animal they love O.O

Granted, but you don't get one, because Everyone doesn't include you somehow.

I wish that Payback wasn't a bitch.

granted but now its a killer

I wish rina would log on

Granted and I don't have the heart to corrupt this wish >.>

I wish his wish would come true