Corrupt a Wish

Okay this game is very simple.. The person above you posts a wish, and then you corrupt it and then make your own Wish...

Example:

First Poster: I wish for a Billion Dollars.

Second Poster: Wish Granted, but the money is laced with anthrax you die. I wish I had a cookie...

See it's simple..

I wish i had 6 million bags of non poisoned magical beef jerky that will never end and it will taste good for ever and cant be corrupted.

Wish granted but, you die in a drive by shooting before you can enjoy the jerky.

I wish Kanji had a wish to corrupt. >.>

(Oops, sorry about that)

Wish granted but, the wish was for Kiri no Kami's death.

I wish my dogs could fly.

Granted, but they soon became overweight with being fed too much and were too heavy to fly.

I wish writers block didnt exist Dx

granted but when you don't have the thing that doesn't exist you cant think of anything to wright I wish for a million dolors in monopoly money!

Granted but it's all ripped into small pieces.

I wish for a yoshi (the green Dino from Mario)

Granted but it is radioactive
I wish for a ibc root beer

Granted but it's toxic from nuclear reaction
I wish I could read Japanese Kanji and know the language Dx

granted but i could also get that power
i wish that kanji was not to dificut to draw

Wish granted, it's simple, but you still can't draw it.

I wish I could make people spontaneously implode.

Granted, but you accidentally do it to yourself.

I wish you couldn't corrupt my wish.

Granted, but you were shunned because of your un-corruptiveness
I wish I didn't go through books so fast ;-;

Wish granted, instead your tear them apart because you read SO SLOW.

I wish I had a wish to wish twice.

granted, but both wishes resulted in your epic demise involving Chuck Norris.
I wish I could think of a wish

Granted but that wish ends up making you die of explosive diarrhea
I wish for randomness to destroy things in clueding me!

Wish granted but, one of the randomness-es that was created no longer had the desire to destroy and instead rebuild everything.

I wish I could Shoop Da Whoop.

Granted but your head explodes.


I wish i could read minds

Granted, you read all six to seven billion people's mind in the world at the same time and you go insane and jump off a building, leading to your utter demise.

I wish, for nothing.

Wish granted but for some reson i kill you ^^

I wish for a puppy

Granted but the puppy hates you and runs away


I wish for a.......

Granted but that something beats you to death with a rubber chicken.
I wish I could sing without sounding like a dying frog xD

Granted but the wish itself caused you to rip your own brain out, due to it's awesomeness.

I wish that I knew the Boom King

granted but you spontaneously explode when you meet him

I wish for a harmless item that can't be corrupted and allows nothing to harm me

Granted but you become so bored with it after the threads end that you throw it out anyway.
I wish I could think of a wish