Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but I'M! not there so the day goes by beautifully, but in such beauty, you gouge your eyes out.

I wish I had a Zune, just to smash it.

Granted, but really there is nothing to corrupt here...get an Ipod like the rest of the world.

I wish for and endless supply of soda for tomorrow

Granted, but the soda turns out to be Zima.

I wish that I had a hammer to smash the Zune I wished for.

Granted but it is one of those childs plastic hammers that cant smash a paper lantern.

I wish for pizza...(I got the munchies)

Granted, but the pizza crust is made of Rusty Hammers.

I wish, for some sushi.

Granted but you get old sushi and get explosive bowl movements

I wish that you would drop your hammer fetish...really what's with you and hammers today?

Granted, but you fail to realize I've had a thing for Hammers since day one "BanHammer"?

I wish you'd leave me and my Zune Smashing alone.

Granted, but your zune turns to an ipod at the last minute and you smash it instead.

I wish you would stop smashing Ipods

Granted, but I smash your head instead.

I wish I hadn't smashed my Ipod..

Granted but know the only song your ipod has on it is "Never Gone Give Up On You" by Rick Astley.

I wish for a Dr Pepper

Granted, but the blank space you produced, allow me to put a blank space in your brain.

I wish that I could make Yu-gi-oh monsters come to life.

Granted but they eat you shortly after their birth.

I wish I could control said monsters

Granted, but the ones you control don't like you and bring me back to life.

I wish I had a black rose bouquet.

Granted but they are really white roses painted black.

I wish to go to a rave

Granted, but some whore OD's on your lap and you're convicted for murder.

I wish i had White Roses.

Granted but they come to life and kill you

I wish for pizza! (I'll share with whoever posts next)

Wish granted it comes with a bomb which explodes when you receive the pizza and you die...

I wish for two more pair of speakers.

Wish granted but the speakers are so loud they mae your ears bleed and you go deaf.

I wish I understood why I shouldn't look behind. (Hayato's Signiture)

Granted but you die when you learn

I wish that I had a lolipop

Granted, but you choke on the lollipop stick, which results in your death.

I wish I was infinitely the water itself.

Granted but you dry up

I wish for another lolipop that won't result in my death

Wish granted, but, after sucking the lollipop for over 10 times, you see an owl, who trips you nearby a cliff... Which results in your death. The owl savors the rest of the lollipop afterwards.

I wish I was unaffected by a wish of any kind, and any nature.

Granted, and since your unaffected, nothing happens. So you grow old and die unaffected by love, happiness, joy, sorrow, rage, or boredom.

I wish someone would check Roze's app.

Granted but knowing me i missed something and now it's going to get unapproved.

I wish for something that wont do anythign and not cause me to die from boredom

Granted, this thing does absolutely nothing except grant you an eternity of endless boredom without the ability to die.

I wish that the new Naruto chapters had the same quality as the first few ones.